96th Oscars Will Win/Should Win

This year’s Oscar race hasn’t been quite as monotonous as last year’s. Even then, All Quiet on the Western Front managed some surprises on the night where we expected Everything Everywhere All at Once dominance. Which goes to show that this is all pointless and those of us that try to predict the results have no idea what we’re doing.

But hey, that’s why it’s fun.

If you need some last-minute advice for your Oscar pool, here’s my logic for what I’m expecting to win, as well as what I’m hoping against hope to hear actually happen.

Star Trek: TOS Season 1

I’ve never watched Star Trek.

Sorry, that’s already a lie. I had never watched a Star Trek television show. My entire experience with Star Trek is limited to the Chris Pine movies and the first six Shatner films.

I’ve always had a tickling feeling that I should be into Star Trek, that I’m somehow supposed to be. When I was younger I always fell deep into sci-fi franchises: Star Wars essentially since birth, Stargate and Hitchhiker’s Guide starting in middle school, and Doctor Who in high school and college. Star Trek never made its way into my life. That’s most likely because Star Trek was in its post-Enterprise hangover during the ages I was most susceptible.

That changes now. 2024 is the year of Trek in this house! I figured it would be fun to check in with my thoughts and expectations after each season. I started this year knocking out the first season…

96th Oscars Nominations Reaction

96th Oscars Nominations Reaction

This year’s Academy Award nominees were just announced on Tuesday and I’m not used to watching them sneakily at work instead of setting an alarm to get up early. Rather than run down all the categories, I’m just going to call out the storylines I’m watching for as the show approaches.

I’ve decided from now on I’m going to avoid using the word “snub.” As writers smarter than me have pointed out, claiming someone was snubbed assumes any nomination is taken for granted and diminishes the achievement for those who were nominated. This year had plenty of surprising misses, but no snubs.

Charlot #10: The Star Boarder

Release Date:
April 4, 1914

Studio:
Keystone

Director:
George Nichols

Also Starring:
Minta Durfee
Edgar Kennedy
Gordon Griffith

Tramp:
Yes

Worth Watching?
Maybe not

Whenever we went to new rooms, Charlie would ask the landlady, “Have you got a dark room, ma?”

Edith Scales, theatre costume mistress and Chaplin’s touring guardian in youth, quoted in Empire News, 1903
My Top 10 Films of 2023 of 2023

My Top 10 Films of 2023 of 2023

No more schlock.

That’s the promise I made myself. I had a lot of growing up to do this year, and one way I had to get that done was going to the movies less. So I made the decision that franchise schlock was not worth going to the theaters. Guardians of the Galaxy 3? It’ll come to Disney+. Fast X? Nah, that one’s getting pirated. Barbie?

Okay, well, I had to see Barbie.

But that was my strategy. Fewer movies overall, more focus on movies I’m actually interested in. I’m not obligated to see anything. That sounds basic, but after 7 years of doing these lists, I’d started to lose sight of why I enjoy it.

And then I got over it. By the end of the year it wound up being smarter to reactivate my Regal Unlimited pass.
Overall, I feel this has been a promising year for the state of movies after a few scares. Distributors have finally realized that releasing direct to streaming is as effective as burning money. Superhero movies are finally beginning to look like a passing fad. One of the biggest box office sensations was a historical biopic mostly consisting of government workers holding meetings. As long as no more of the big producers buy up any of the others we should be good to- oh no.

My Top 30 Music Videos of 2023

My Top 30 Music Videos of 2023

Kenneth Anger passed away in May this year. The director is probably most well-known for the 1963 experimental short Scorpio Rising, a film about neo-Nazi bikers set entirely to a soundtrack of contemporary pop music. I discovered it in a film class over 50 years later, and I can tell you it’s still a hit among the film students of today.

Scorpio Rising can be seen as a predecessor to the modern concept of the music video. The songs are the focus of the soundtrack, uninterrupted by dialogue, and interact with the visuals to tell a more complex story than the audio or visuals could alone. A classmate of mine who took the same class that screened Scorpio Rising made an observation I found insightful: If we call Scorpio Rising both an experimental film and a proto-music video, that means music videos are in fact the current general-audience version of experimental film. Experimental film is more popular now than ever.

I think there’s been a clear elevation of music videos as an artform recently that speaks to that. I don’t recall seeing directors so prominently credited on music videos 15 years ago. The most recent winners of the Oscar for Best Directing were previously best known as music video directors, and while the music video to feature film career trajectory is nothing new, their work is definitely discussed differently than, say, David Fincher’s.

This year, I decided to put the theory into practice and dive deep into the world of music videos. My goal, in addition to discovering more music, was to explore the artform on its own terms. All the caveats I mentioned in my albums list last week apply. I am most likely an easily impressed neophyte, but I have to start somewhere.

My Favorite Albums of 2023

This list is mostly a side effect of next week’s. I’m usually pretty bad at keeping up with new music releases, and when I do I’m (1) not at all adventurous and (2) more interested in singles than albums. Maybe I’m part of the problem.

I think the way I engage with music is closer to how normal people engage with film. I know what I like. I stay in my lane. Most of my analysis comes down to “I liked it” or “I didn’t like it.”

In other words, I am out of my depth! With my film lists, I like to think that I can speak to that subject with some amount of weight. I would never tell anyone they’re wrong for disagreeing with me that, for example, Tár is the best film of last year, but I could put together a decent argument that it is. I have no such delusion of authority here. Part of my brain is screaming that I shouldn’t bother. But it’s my blog! I can share some stuff I liked!

My Games of 2023

My Games of 2023

I didn’t play Tears of the Kingdom and I’m tired of starting these posts this way.
The new Zelda is by all accounts a masterpiece, an enhancement of everything great about the previous one with new sandbox mechanics seemingly made to be shared on social media. I don’t doubt my friends when they rave about it. I think I’m just… not interested?

I’ve come to terms this year with the fact that the way I engage with video games as a medium has become closer to my relationship with books. Both are too long to invest time into ones you’re not enthused about. Both are much easier to play/read a year or two after release. As much as I would love to quit my job and spend all day keeping up with the entire industry, I have too many other priorities these days.
If I were starting over, I probably wouldn’t even be making this list. But I have to. Loving video games has been a significant piece of my identity since I first played a Game Boy in pre-school. I don’t know who I would be if I let that go.

With that attitude, I’m going in a slightly different direction this year. Here is my Year in Games: all the games, old and new, that best defined my gaming experience over the last 12 months, in roughly chronological order of play.

Charlot #9: Cruel, Cruel Love

Release Date:
March 26, 1914

Studio:
Keystone

Director:
George Nichols

Also Starring:
Minta Durfee
Chester Conklin
Eva Nelson

Tramp:
No

Worth Watching?
Not really

I showed [A Woman of the Sea] exactly once at one theater … and that was the end of that. The film was promptly returned to Mr Chaplin’s vaults and no one has ever seen it again.

Josef von Sternberg, Fun in a Chinese Laundry